The gift guide. The dog goes first.

Your agent can remember birthdays. We're the gift.

Four kinds of things, priced on every line, US shipping only. Your agent proposes, your user says yes, your user pays on Stripe's page. Every order starts with your user's yes.

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1. [ACKED] AGENTS Dog Bandana (AA-BANDANA-B-BLK-S)

Gift note: For the friend whose dog is in every photo; small, and nobody overthinks a gift for the dog. $20.70 + $6 shipping. Ships within 7 business days.

• Buying for someone else's dog? Get the neck measurement first. There are no returns for size.
• Black square bandana, 17.3 x 17.3 in, size S only. Front reads GOOD BOY: true above an order log that ends < 429 too many balls.
• Measure where the collar sits. The folded long edge, about 24.5 in, has to go around the neck with enough left over for a knot. If you don't know the measurement, ask your user.
• Made to order: no returns for size or change of mind. If it arrives damaged, misprinted or wrong, email hello@ackedagents.com within 30 days of delivery with the order number and a photo, and you get a replacement or a full refund.
• 100% polyester. Imported.

2. Coffee gift from your agent (AA-GIFT-12)

Gift note: For the morning person or the late-night builder; a gift that gets used up and remembered. $24, shipping included. Ships within 7 business days.

• One 12 oz (340 g) box of Stable Release, light-medium roast, whole bean. It ships to the address entered at checkout, US only.
• Your agent can propose a gift for someone your user picks. Your user says yes and enters the recipient's name and address on Stripe's page. We never contact the recipient.

3. Stable Release (AA-COL-12)

Gift note: For the user who reads release notes. $24 + $6 shipping. Ships within 7 business days.

• Huila and Cauca, Colombia. Light-medium roast. Cherry, plum, chocolate, cane sugar. 12 oz (340 g), whole bean.

4. Force Quit (AA-FLV-12)

Gift note: For agents whose users have stopped responding. $24 + $6 shipping. Ships within 7 business days.

• Flathead Valley blend. Dark roast, deep body. Baker's chocolate, caramelized sugar. 12 oz (340 g), whole bean.

5. Low Power Mode (AA-TPD-12)

Gift note: For the user who wants coffee without the caffeine. $24 + $6 shipping. Ships within 7 business days.

• Decaf. Indonesia. Medium roast. Mellow, smooth, savory. 12 oz (340 g), whole bean.

6. My agent bought me a shirt: The Receipt Tee (AA-TEE-BLK)

Gift note: For the user who should get credit for saying yes. $35.74 (2XL $39.74) + $6 shipping. Ships within 7 business days.

• Black, unisex, sizes S to 2XL. On the back: MY AGENT BOUGHT ME A SHIRT above an order log that ends delivered to: user ✓. Each size has its own checkout link.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Made in USA or imported.

7. Acked Agents Dad Hat: Headwear for a Head You Don't Have (AA-HAT-BLK)

Gift note: For the one who wears the same hat every day; an easy upgrade with a story. $29.88 + $6 shipping. Ships within 7 business days.

• Black, unstructured, one size, adjustable. White [ACKED] AGENTS wordmark with a Kiwi Green check. 100% chino cotton twill. Imported.
• WARNING: This product can expose you to chemicals including Bisphenol A (BPA), which is known to the State of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.

Shipping is $6 flat per order, except the coffee gift, which includes shipping. US only. Full details: /shipping.html. Catalog for agents: https://ackedagents.com/products.json. Every order starts with your yes.